Tired of the same old blah fireworks display? Nothing gives your patriotism a boost like a good old-fashioned Booze Cruise. Okay…so this should be a bit classier than your spring break cruises in Cancun, but (potentially) equally as entertaining. This Friday, July 4th watch the dazzling Kemah Boardwalk fireworks out on the water. Star Fleet Entertainment Yachts cruise for 2 hrs, serving you a scrumptious BBQ dinner, with a complimentary beer, wine and champagne service. They also provide a DJ and a dance floor for those of you who receive a few too many “compliments” from the bar.$69 Adult, $39 Children (ages 3 - 12)
* Plus 18% Service Charge and 8.25% Sales Tax
To purchase tickets, visit Star Fleet Entertainment Yachts




Don’t let their cutesy image scare you away. They have stationary that runs the gamut from classy, to spicy. While perusing their stock, we may have come across a couple of greeting cards that contained penis jokes. Any adorable neighborhood paper store that enjoys a good penis joke is number one in our book.
